One Drink Everyone Needs To Have At My Funeral

It's Friday and so let's talk about something light..my funeral.

I only have a few requests:

1. No suits
2. No stupid flowers, you guys need to be creative and come up with a technological scene with video screens and light shows.
3. A few of my favorite songs.
4. A few words from a few great men.
5. Everyone wearing spandex (I would like to bring the Angel's a chuckle as I enter Heaven).
6. Someone doing the moonwalk.
7. Swine reading a poem about how cool I am to him (which we all know he thinks).
8. A round of Chocolate Javakula's for everyone who shows up. This may be my favorite drink of all time.

If Seattle's Best closes before I die then I see no need to have a funeral in the first place since I would have already died on the inside from a broken heart.

Heart and Soul,
BAG
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